A testimony to true friendship is...

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner
unannounced at 5:30 after work.

His wife begins screaming at him and his friend
just sits and listens in. "My hair & makeup are not
done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done,
I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with
cooking tonight! What did you bring him home for?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married."

Dave GILL,
Dave's Garage & Memorabilia, Inc.