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SPAGHETTI
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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage. He said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support payments to begin.


One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.


'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'


'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed
and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.


Send extra sauce.


Larry

Last edited by st.rod; Mon Apr 27 2015 04:31 PM.

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Re: SPAGHETTI
st.rod #610614 Tue Apr 28 2015 04:39 AM
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Very very funny...


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am4tide #610617 Tue Apr 28 2015 05:03 AM
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Mama MIA!


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gulfiend! #610634 Tue Apr 28 2015 06:29 AM
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Thats funny!


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Ryan Underthun #610651 Tue Apr 28 2015 09:44 AM
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LOL x 5

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Nicole #610655 Tue Apr 28 2015 10:21 AM
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Love it!!!
thanks Larry



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