The days are long,but the years fly by.
"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west - and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know." - Groucho Marx
It's easier to ask for forgivness than it is to ask for permission.
You can work me long but you can't work me hard.
You can learn to love but you can't learn to have money.
Years ago my Grand Son (about 5 or 6) started to tell me something, there was a pause, he looked at me and said "It just went away grandpa" boy there are a lot of "It just went away" at 72
"And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit."
Years ago my Grand Son (about 5 or 6) started to tell me something, there was a pause, he looked at me and said "It just went away grandpa" boy there are a lot of "It just went away" at 72
The goat must climb,the jackass must bray.
Wait til you turn 78!!
"Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give A DA**"
When Frustrated, take a break & have a Beer [or a 6pk].
"How do I gut my pump?"
They all laughed when the little boy sat down to play.But when he played.....They were all amazed!
This was one of my fathers favorites. A dollar isn't worth a dime unless you spend it.
One thing to remember as you head out the door today. Everyone you see behind the wheel of a vehicle, thinks they are an above average driver.
Another one.
Two simple ones.
If it seems to good to be true it probably is.
Happy wife happy life.
You didn't pay too much... you just bought it to soon....
How true this has been over the years..
Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.
Life is not a problem to be solved but a relaity to be experienced......
One of my favorite Groucho Marx quotes is.."Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend..inside a dog it is too dark to read."
Here's another one.
"Me thinks he doth protest too much"--William Shakespeare
"I don't care how cheap it is--If you don't need it, its too much"
A bit of wisdom given me by my father!
...hey Dave, here's one of my favorite quotes:
"No controversial political comments, please." - Jim Potts
Hey Mark, thank's for policing this thread. Mod's can remove what they deem political. In my opinion they're fine. Any statement can be interpreted as one wants.
Here's one of my favorite!
...that's cute, Dave...I'll make sure the mods are aware...