This is from my good friend Col. Spillar (71hemibird)
Two aliens landed in> the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for> the night. They approached on of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying 'Greetings Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to > your> leader.'
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> The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
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> The younger alien> became angry at the lack of response.>
> The older alien said,'I'd calm down if I were you.'
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> The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his
> greeting. Again, there was no response.
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> Annoyed by what he> perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew> his> ray gun and > said impatiently said "Greetings, Earthling.> We come in peace. Do > not ignore us this way! Take us> to your leader or I will > fire!"
> The older alien again> warned his comrade saying, 'You
> probably don't want> to do that! I really don't think you should make him>mad.'
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> 'Rubbish,'replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them, blew the younger alien off his feet, and deposited him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
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> Half an hour passed. When the young alien finally regained consciousness, he focused his three eyes, > straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien > who was standing over him shaking his big, green head
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> 'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, smoking alien.
> 'He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'
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> The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned
> during my intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder twice> and then stick it in his ear.'
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