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#173226 Wed Feb 03 2010 08:59 AM
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This is from my good friend Col. Spillar (71hemibird)

Two aliens landed in> the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for> the night. They approached on of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying 'Greetings Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to > your> leader.'
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> The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
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> The younger alien> became angry at the lack of response.>
> The older alien said,'I'd calm down if I were you.'
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> The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his
> greeting. Again, there was no response.
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> Annoyed by what he> perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew> his> ray gun and > said impatiently said "Greetings, Earthling.> We come in peace. Do > not ignore us this way! Take us> to your leader or I will > fire!"
> The older alien again> warned his comrade saying, 'You
> probably don't want> to do that! I really don't think you should make him>mad.'
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> 'Rubbish,'replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them, blew the younger alien off his feet, and deposited him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
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> Half an hour passed. When the young alien finally regained consciousness, he focused his three eyes, > straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien > who was standing over him shaking his big, green head
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> 'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, smoking alien.
> 'He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'
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> The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned
> during my intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder twice> and then stick it in his ear.'
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I can almost get a quarter turn but it hurts my neck as I try to meet it half way!

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Ha..I like that one.
I know one too.
"There once was a man from Santa Paula"...

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the economy here is so bad the hookers carry signs:
NO PAYMENT TILL 2011..................


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That's a good one, but unfortunately it only works on old timers like us who can picture a gas pump like that. The kids today would look at pump now with hoses coming down from over head and stuck in the front of the pump and wounder what the heck we were laughing about.


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"hilarious"


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Heard it slightly different:

Alien asked the pump "Take me to your leader". After several times asking this with no answer, the other alien said "He can't hear you, he has his D!(& in his ear".

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LOL laugh


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Now that's FUNNY!
I don't care who you are? LOL!

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You guys crack me up, lol....now to clean the milkshake splatter off my laptop.


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