Sometimes when you think you've seen the worst possible junk for sale on Ebay, something like this actually shows up for sale. I don't know what to say, lol!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Shell-Oil-Clam-Shell-2-Sided-Porcelain-Sign-Farm-Fresh-41/352233708268

Zoom in for better idea of condition. LMAO !

One man’s trash...

sellers deep sea fishing .. ...

What are you people talking about. With a little bar keepers friend that should clean up just fine. Mitch